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Congratulations! You not only earn a golf scholarship to Stanford, your housemate is Tiger Woods.
Move up one space.
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Oh, no! It's Parents Weekend and you have to listen to Earl Woods brag about his son!
Move back two spaces. |
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Way to go! You graduate from Stanford!
Move ahead one space to the Buy.com Tour.
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Uh, oh! The PGA assigns a designated driver for your cart and it's John Daly.
Lose two turns pulling the cart out of a water hazard.
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A U.S. Magistrate rules in your favor
but lose four turns waiting for your cart's license plates at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
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Oh, no! The PGA Tour says you can't use a golf cart!
Lose two turns to file suit in federal court. |
The PGA Tour still says you can't use a golf cart and appeals to a circuit court!
Lose three turns.
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Jack Nicklaus proposes a compromise.
You can use a golf cart, but it must run on bottled water for fuel.
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The PGA Tour meter maid has your cart towed away when you leave it parked near the 17th hole to putt on the green.
Lose four turns. |
The circuit court rules in your favor.
Get a sponsor's exemption to the Greater Hartford Open and move up one space.
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Not so fast! Those are Firestone tires on your golf cart.
Lose two turns and move back a space.
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The Supreme Court rules in your favor!
You can ride a cart and there's nothing the killjoys at the PGA Tour can do about it.
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The PGA Tour places groundskeeper Carl Spackler in charge of your cart's maintenance.
Lose three turns when you run out of gas on the 14th fairway.
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Oh, no! The PGA Tour appeals to the Supreme Court.
Lose your Tour card and four turns. |
Sorry! You're past your prime.
Go back to the start and wait to qualify for the senior tour. |
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Finish! |
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